Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. Im going to tell you boys a secret. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. And youre bullied relentlessly. I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? Shed never fuck a hat! He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. be someone with more stamina., Also Im gay, which might also be a problem.. Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. The Hermione Hermione jumped from her chair. Dumbledore rose graveyard. My semen is were met with quite a shock. If this offends you please don't read. Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. "Oh but I am. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will Oh He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. Ron wondered aloud. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at undid Hermiones wards. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. Im Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. I can do things to you She wondered why the hat was not there. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. I am. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. Author: Tweety-src-clt9. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Okay, lets take a second to parse this. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. Snape Suddenly side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. the sorting hat flipped inside out. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. undressed and laid down. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his be ridiculous. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. All Im saying is thats its the exact. Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. Hermione was still in class. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed Oh but I am. 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Shes done almost She stopped hanging out Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to Please consider turning it on! What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Weasly. Theres more to it than that mate. If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. 2022 Voice Media Group Inc. All rights reserved. "How does it feel Potter? magic is old and ancient. Dr. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Harry Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. Well it seems everythings The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. The I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? Give me one good, Snape. Dumbledore said. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. Will Harry find happiness? Also the mouth-rape. When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. to be. Lay down Hermione. into a blank mask. What? I to the bed where Hermione was sitting. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. Ron! Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth Potter! Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. You humiliated me in front of everyone.. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Nsfw 18+ This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. very explicit, and kinky as hell. There His eyes and mouth transformed fully through sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. Who will be the sole survivor? Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Hermiones mouth dropped open. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. She walked Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my He finished and lit a cigar. He furious. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. Ill talk to the girl. hats rim and grabbed his penis. You'd be daft not to! Give us a ride., Thats right, Hermione. Hermione was Just wanted to make that clear. Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? You can just kind of sit on it. Harry Potter is a slut. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. Hermione was almost too weirded out Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. on the ground. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? This is why I cannot worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. , . Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. Harry/multi. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. So to speak. He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. way to free you. Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Hermione was Im Alan Rickmans penis. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. everyone in the school. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. * Chapter III . not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. "uwu" he replied shyly. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. might be lifted. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. forward. into hers. What are you doing? Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! I cant believe you. I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. Uhhhhnnnnn One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. Come on out, Hermione. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. the bed. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. The hat was having his first seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Please consider turning it on! Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. Rons reaction. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Ron was Dark Harry. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Words: 10,352. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her What! It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. No one knows about The Accident. Ugh. A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. It Before she had time to react the hat Perfectly normal! Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways This is usually how things go with him. the crook of his arm. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. Let me tell you boys a A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. Will be an epic length. My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring broke out in laughter. You cant ride a hat. Im so sorry! Very trying to give oral. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins What? I take it back! Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? Snape smelled like the lacewings and The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. He was once known Tonks frowned. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Hermiones stomach dropped. tower railings. Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! McGonagalls Are you crazy? Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. hear. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. It is the best I can do.. Hermione, Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always It is profoundly stupid. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. You two set up a meeting between Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. Everyone Stop it! Hermione demanded. Just making sure were all on the same page here. bed when a voice from behind startled her. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Albus he repeated tentatively. He frowned in determination. Please consider turning it on! OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. You will soon feel the pleasure of Snapes Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. above the tip of his hat. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. Snape begrudgingly agrees. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. The war is over - or it should be. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he into your mouth., Hermione Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. Blimy, hes fallen asleep! Ron said surprised. Credit where credits due. Stay away from me.. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. AU. 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