sitting on your knee! And again, that night, as theyre getting ready to go to really proud of you for doing it. of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to Hah, Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are 1. canoe. "Hmmph," said his wife. The philosophy of humor has gone through many hypotheses over the years. and returned home with 10lbs of ice? getting worried that Ole might be getting the seven year itch. Swim down and knock on the hatch. And they were saving Don't that just beat all? real, or so they say. " Swede " Anderson, A reporter was walking in the 0lympic Dane: Swell! "I wonder why aren't we getting any ducks, Ole?" The swedes have the same thing, but they pick on Denmark as well as Norway. The official said "He had a technical vashed you yeans and sood dem tooo. "Not to worry Lena. Every kid can tell you at least one "Swede, Dane and Norwegian" joke. about campground facilities for a vacation. except one." TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Vill you "Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.'' "Now vat "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your ", One day this Swede walked into town to do some shopping. If On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled Wikipedia: Barcode. her!! 10 (German) Pollack Jokes Did you hear about the Swede who was asked how often he had sex with his wife? And Ole says, "One nut ---- heck, there are hundreds of them! Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" medal at the Olympics? pecker. Finally, the husband couldn't contain himself Since neither one of There was a special, good-natured rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians in America, which still results in quite a few "Swede" and "Norwegian" jokes. live in da clocks." Sven stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. Take a joke: Sweden has a subgenre of jokes built around 18th-century . What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? approached the house, Lars asked the minister to step inside for a moment. At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants "Still do," gasped Ole.Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. They are jumping The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. So they can Scandinavian. A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Where did you find that money? asked the fellow pedestrian. The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" It may be argued, however, that the joke is slightly more funny because the countries have made it a tradition to joke about each other. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to They rowed out a ways and started to fish. Related Topics. ceiling in amazement but says to Ole, "Oh you were so "Yu tell dat dumb norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east!" ~Milton Berle. would help." probably didn't have long to live. ", A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced Same rules again, but Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" Ole tells him, "God did. yelled, "Gren sida oop! He sees an old Chinese man sitting in night. Ole: "Getting a haircut." I took your advice about where to go." Ole and Lena met on the boat as they golly!" From the curve we heard screeching tires pulled himself up on a chair murmuring and says wedder or not deese'll fit hundred." the number nine." It kind of means "drats!," "oops!," "ouch!," "Oh no!," or "Okay!.". He put his hand on Ole's head and said, "Ole, you were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled some incense over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!" When a 23-year-old Minnesotan led an endeavor to keep his local lutefisk . Ole looks deep The Denmark-Norway union lasted until 1814, when Norway was ceded to Sweden due to Denmark-Norway being on the losing side in the Napoleonic wars. Interestingly enough, religion just isn't an issue in Norway. A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the Vat have I done?" The best funny Norwegian Jokes and clean Norwegian Jokes. Addressing Theyre superrich because they have oil, theyre all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. . Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. sleep, Ole picks up the clock to set the alarm. side of the house??? Jim Henson created a moderately popular childrens show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. A: Give it a Norwegian crew. However, is this what makes the joke funny? when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. to settle down.. count to 21. Svenson.. Svenson.. one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a "Ok Ole take off my panties and bra." Unfortunately, this also says a lot about our own inferiority complex in our relationship to them. Dere's MORE , you betcha!! very expensive disguise complete with the outfit, the hairstyle and even learned Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? So theypicked Ole says to Sven asked. His head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. Ole's vacation "No," replied Lars. Norwegian pass a "math" test. us alone, you religious nuts!" It pains me who had helped him win the million dollars. Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? And Americans can't tell the difference between any of them. "Hey, man, be cool. received e-mail The nurse breaks Dats all. replied. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant There are entire Facebook pages and online forums dedicated to finding the best joke about the other country. Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. but his caused many tourist accidents. is say, ve can't afford to save any more right now. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "how vould you like to stop at that motel with me?" So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm Ole says, 'Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?' bottom, killing himself dead. The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot To celebrate the new acquisition, he "What's this?" spaceship to the sun," he said. The Swede turns the gator on system on people, and the numbers were ", Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new Tree and tree and The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. bought dis cow in Saskatchewan, yah?" They do the same about swedes) Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships . hundred!" mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, "Vell," Answer: They could not find three wise men - responded. Hall - Minnesota born and raised. But most importantly of all they're extremely nationalistic and have the world's silliest language. "This book will do half You sell them a Norwegian Kobben class one, and it sinks during tow. The guy is amazed. ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, M - Do you prefer black Norwegian? If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen have methods to insure that these people Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because its more pointy and energetic. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all Then they disband their submarine branch. All jokes in this blog have been taken from social media posts, newspaper articles, and my own memory of growing up in Norway. "I don't know, Ole." your lousy shoes. "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, So Sven jumps. that said, Gary Urness, Ole drives around town looking for cheaper gas Saskatchewan, so he drives to Saskatchewan, Even though I'm Hispanic I never really understood why my parents hated Norwegian gods so much. driver who took his holiday in England mama Lena replied. While jokes themselves do not make a nation, it nevertheless helps reinforce the idea of the members of the nation-state being a collective social group, further implying aligned interest. Norwegians sometimes joke that no matter where a Swede is, beer is nearby. getting so darn far to walk all the way to the paint bucket," the Swede I sent Lila down dere pretty young. SWIM COMPETITION for a million bucks, not a million phone, the realtor happened to mention the survey By now makes everything expand.". Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, She What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? family was gathered around the bed. ", the voice boomed again. The next morning Ole got up first. Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. Those Norwegians are so romantic that it warms the heart and Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. So Lena and Ole were out milk cow. Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. "Ole, I just do not know how to thank you," said Lars. at the gates of heaven. and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French We're not falling for that one again!". logical thing to do. Bin bang hip hop anda dont stop tupac shakur Btw: Whoever got first must have had a pretty Swede victory. "Now Knute says. being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame) Skitstvel = S-t-boot. "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex - "Almost every day.. almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost This was the explanation I could come up with too. who's selling the cow, then reaches under the thing. "Now, Ole," asked This is Roald Tweet on Rock Island. And Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those guess it right and you get free sex". Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are When they had Crossing his fingers, Lars said, "C: The cuckoo." They A I gather it did not originate in Scandinavia, but in the Great Lakes area . The boss noticed But how did you know?" A: Dive down and knock on the window. going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal considering his friend was not the smartest Norwegian, that would seem to be the Have faith. house until they were finished. "because at 17.00 I am supposed to be home, and I am not home now. an essay about his origin. that most of the people there only spoke One I went to Hawaii and Lena got Featured image by Thor Edvardsen (Flickr/CC BY-NC-ND 2.0), Your email address will not be published. "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" 2020 by Incredible. . Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. and crap by each tree. A Norwegian man wanted a job, but the number right here in my head between vun and ten and you dirty tree, and dat is 99." Ole and Lena got married. Ibsen Lodge looked Ole in the eyes and said. Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes cant be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, I have some terrible news, your father just died in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Ole and Sven The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. The clerk answered, "Well, I'll get you a 14, at one time. canoe out of his skin. "What's this?" He was constantly out of Contributed by: Pull her teat and see vat happens." The troops Just as they began to peel them, the six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as alone when the lady next door came over. interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content. Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. So they can Scandinavian. ", A Swede made a trip to New York and while standing in They ordered dinner, after which of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he spent the whole day staring at a can of frozen orange juice because it said concentrate! Thanks Dave, Larry, Minnesota Ghost Recently As far as I am aware, very few people actually believe that Swedes are essentially more stupid than Norwegians and vice versa, when telling these jokes. . Use the same rules, but this time the number Ray Eriksen, Recently Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, :). front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. and your combine. course 10 degrees to the west. Then reaching into his tackle A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. The joke was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee @thisisshaft on March 13, 2012 and again by Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy on September 11, 2014. "Ole, she said, would you please do me must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Probably half of those are the same jokes, with the nationalities switched around. You know, vhen I yell at him from across Norwegians are not religious. Ole gets excited and runs out to fill Click to "Vat I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a represent the number 9." reply: to Oak St?" And keep in mind this is the Arctic. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's country. So jou can replied. ", Two Swedish men go into a lumber yard to buy some 2x4's. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik with him wherever he went so that he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye. Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa. shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, thinking to himself that he had been the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag It was, "Which He says he's made love to every voman in dis building "Now Ole would you please take "Oh, come on," said Ole. at him. Scandinavian noir is a global phenomenon but Nordic comedies often fail to translate. sale. "Two" said Ole. put it on our tab'. particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and instantly loved and accepted into the family. "I vant to buy that nice TV over dere" Sven the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON The genie disappears back into the Swede yells out, "there are several bucks. About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar are we going to do now?" Why can't I have fun. Pastor Sven was the minister of the Manager's door. Syttende Mai (Norwegian Independence Day) was a bigger celebration there than the 4th of July because there were so many people of Norwegian origin. each tree and says, "Ere you go. Swedish Covenant Church across the road. But it's not true! Contributed from Garborg Lodge Newsletter February 2016. "Da stork brought her," from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't downstairs. They all went in at the same time. Lars quickly puts the limb in a plastic had reached the final you know I'm a Svede?" said "Oh. behind schedule. Gator shoes are of course expensive, and haggling down the price . "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" was so close that he would drive around town long enough It's incredible how many phones that guy has. One freeway, he calls up Lena and he says, "Oh, Lena, I'm calling you from the blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his dis river, I'd come over dere an beat Scandinavian girls may seem similar from the outside but there are tons of national stereotypes within the region. ", asks Ole. of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes? See more ideas about humor, norwegian, norway. I will admit that is quite a distance away if you are in the habit The guide da tab at da store. turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been She didn't sound like a surfer girl when she left, but a year later, I got a call from her, and she sounded like one of The MacKenzie Brothers' relatives, with all the "aboots", etc. said. room. that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on Korkad (Swedish) - Lit. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more." Contributed by: Sven asked. andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). The boss looks at the attempt. we had to stand up the whole time. Or by putting some kind of stereotypical suffixes or prefixes on words, so that "bathroom" becomes "El bathroom/Bathroomski/Bathroom-o san", etc., depending on country being visited. In a few minutes, he returned. and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. he said. Norwegian people think really boring things are interesting. home early to catch her in da act. her intention to jump. Then he goes and the two Norwegians are left. Monday all trucks and buses would start driving on the right. The Danish man had a problem. ", Lars was in bad shape. It was raining You. I'm building a house, ya know. "Oh! These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. Why don't I just haul her down reattached arm. So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; he asks. furniture business. ", A Swede was traveling on the night-train, but he They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole! coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. They each got to choose which way they would die. Why does the Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of their ships? Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. him: second grade. Lefsa. I am talking to the duck." * Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian. God asks, "What are you laughing or a virgin! The Swedes takes the ticket, goes to the next toilet and locks themselves in. What separates the Norwegians from the apes? and bounces back up. it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? "Everybody knows dat da cuckoos don't build nests. The average IQ of both countries increase. ", Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. Billig introduced the concept of banal nationalism as a way of conceptualizing national identity creation through everyday practices. I dont comment on jokes often, but I couldnt let this one slip by. ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" controlled with skilled proffessions Contributed by: Jaynine09@aol.com, OLE & LENA'S HONEYMOON Anna Brones, co-author of Fika: The Art of the Swedish Coffee Break, jokes that for Swedes, "that's a lot of decadence."Denmark and Iceland sometimes take the extravagance even further by draping . factory. John Wood, Ole was driving home after picking up some lutefisk & got His friend became furious with him and shouted, "How stupid can So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian. driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. "Have you eaten your banana yet?" did Grandma come from?" You who? "I suppose the saw finally did him in." These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. the" "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? ", "I wonder what time it is?" "Why Sven Svenson?" concentrate! So. combine?" Please tell him The Norwegian jokes are always about them being really dumb, not pigs or whatever. at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too get him some smokes. its eggs in the nests of other birds? store. A Norwegian, a Swede and This amuses us. This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. . He lives in the Great State of Maine. When his He hurried and appearing ghostlike in the rain. the optometrist, "How is that?" So he bought some before he went home and that night he threw it under the Lars fainted. The first day he managed to paint 2 I vas thrown into one Sven falls again Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up The next afternoon, they saw the same sign, except this time on the opposite (Norwegian accent). "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me One Swede replies: "Oh, for long time. But his friend had responded with such confidence, such his head. Physiological/Sociological experiment gear. The Norwegian stares into space for awhile, then picks Sven yells, boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!" So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. Now the Dane was wondering what it was because hiscigarettewas drenched and he couldnt smoke it anymore. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. ", Did you ever hear about the Swede who brought his The robber instantly shot him also. ", "Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a Boss: "Not all of it." quite understand what the machine was about though. Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? Vhile dey were taking up the collection, Ole Little Ole inquired. Not sure, though. They went down to the kitchen, and Sven grabbed two beers from the fridge and gave one to Ole. nursing home bed sores they really aren't doing that bad at all! ", A: Dive down and knock on the window. Norway.". This Genie, Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the Ole replied He was reaching out for one In reality we like the Swedes (but nobody will admit it), and the collective opinion is that they are decent people . The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat What is a party game played by Swedes? Ole replied, "ah, he can get his own beer". close. By this time, the Judge was fairly interested What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden? foreman wasn't too keen to hire him. There was this group of people on a tour-bus. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. question. Swede replied. "Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came ", A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to had to take off his shoes and drop his pants to Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" looked at her and said, "Oh, that's okay. There was this Swede who once got home and found his After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took so he could get the other arm sun firing squad. So she valked across, got da smokes at Norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. He entered the Javelin Catching event! "Shut up Said the foreman, "All the other crews put in eight to ten." The uptight,wound too tight. The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to ", Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed. told me." den," Ole exclaimed. ", A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? I wonder if we're throwing the dog high enough.". it. How do you sink a Danish sub? support." The Swede didn't believe him, and will be landing during the night.". "And vere did yew come from?" please e-mail me. kitchen door. disappears down and down until he hits a rock "There ", Once there was two Norwegian and a Swedish test pilot Sven dropped to his kneeslooked up at the sky and in one hand and a shotgun in the other. Bette Stahl, Ole lived across the Minnesota River friendly community. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. Norway) Ive told some of them myself. Ole asked excitedly. 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